50 Ways To Kill Me - self titled first album

archive_item

50 Ways To Kill Me - self titled first album

www.JayDecay.com

1) INTRO - Being Born 2) hit my head WITH a hammer 3) make me a tin foil suit to wear and then force me to walk around in the storm 4) throw a banana peel in the path of my unicycle 5) seal my mouth and nose with superglue and crazyglue 6) put me in a gigantic toaster and watch me pop up burnt to a crisp 7) put me in a bathtub filled WITH acid 8) poison my soymilk 9) chop off my nose (and donât give me bandages) 22) shoot me with a gun 23) stab me with a fork 12) use a gigantic claw to crush me like an ant 13) cover me with honey and unleash the bees (Iâm allergic to bees) 14) kick me in the nuts 15) kill me with voodoo 16) bury me alive 17) make me a noose and Iâll take it from there 18) pretend youâre taking me out to brunch and then kidnap me, tie me up, and make me drink gasoline (brunch-crunch) 19) wait for me to finish building a treehouse and then cut it down once Iâm up there 20) lock me in a cabinet and when I scream "help Iâm suffocating" just ignore me 21) push me out a window 22) push me down a staircase 23) on x-mas make me be under the missletoe with a girl who has aids and cuts in her mouth 24) tell me to get into a motorcycle accident 25) push me out an airplane with a fake parashoot 26) send me to iraq 27) ask me what my favorite horror movie is and when I say nightmare on elm street 4 shop off my ear until I bleed to death 28) put a razor blade in my burrito 29) impale my face with a pitchfork 30) beat me with a baseball bat 31) beat me unmerciful 32) break a bottle in my face 33) chuck a cinderblock at my face 34) put my nose in Heather Colonaâs booty while she eats beans and farts (Brooke Bonomi looks like Chewbacca) 35) inject me with a needle that mutates me into a lobster (then put me in hot water) 36) force me to be within 100 feet of Jessica Mottyâs filthy cunt-like slophole without wearing a condom or a gaskmask or a radiation suit and watch me catch aids faster than you can say the word slut 37) make me swim around in lava 38) wale me in the crotch with a plank of wood with a nail sticking out of it 39) chisel at my face until Iâm dead 40) slash me with a chain for fun and then tie me up and put me in a walk-in freezer till I get so cold that I croak 41) slash my skull WITH an axe 42) have me sit in the sun untill i become worldy known as the human raison 43) blind fold me and guide me into a highway 44) bite my ear off 45) rape me in the armpit with a chainsaw 46) throw me off a cliff 47) burn me with acid 48) hit me with a led pipe 49) duct tape my head to explosives 50) shave me with a rusty razor 51) slip some rat poison into my bagle 52) OUTRO - Entering The Gates Of Hell more info at www.50waystokillme.com