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Round The Horne - Complete
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All four series and specials of 'Round The Horne'. Series 1 CLISSOLD SAGA - Part One, The Millionaire Broadcast: 7th March 1965 Recorded: 18th February 1965 Previous issue: 9:1 Tonight's programmes The story so far - The Descending Ceiling (Edgar Allan Poe) The Coming Series - Outspoken Political Comments How does a show like this come into being? The Backroom Boys of the BBC - The Programme Planners Trends - Fashion - Travel - What's new in art? The musicals of Lemule Garth - Sketches by Boz and the Old Testament The Fraser Hayes Four - You've Gotta Stay With The Happy People The Clissold Saga - Part one - Her First husband, The Millionaire Last weeks quiz answers The new competition - Complete a Limerick THE CLISSOLD SAGA - Part Two, The Aviator Broadcast: 14th March 1965 Recorded: 5th March 1965 Previous issue: 9:2 Later tonight The story so far - Opium den Last weeks quiz answers The Birthday of Isembard Kingdom Fortinbrass - The Father of the Doorknob Satirical comment The backroom boys of the BBC - The BBC audience at the recording of RTH Trends - Fashion - Literature, Private Ear, Nose and Throat The Fraser Hayes Four - What Good's A Girl Without A Guy The Clissold Saga - Part two - Her second husband, The Aviator Limerick competition THE CLISSOLD SAGA - Part Three, The Pantomime Horse Broadcast: 21st March 1965 Recorded: 8th March 1965 Previous Issue: 9:3 Tonight's radio and TV programmes The story so far - Sea Monster Last weeks quiz answers What does Kenneth Horne look like? Outspoken comments with dates and places Kenneth Williams commits suicide The backroom boys of the BBC - The sound effects men Trends - Fashion - The home, heating, unwanted guests and decor The Fraser Hayes Four - Alexander's Ragtime Band The Clissold Saga - Part three - The Pantomime Horse Limerick competition This weeks appeal THE CLISSOLD SAGA - Part Four, the Archaeologist Broadcast: 28th March 1965 Recorded: 18th March 1965 Previous Issue: 9:4 Script: Round The Horne, Woburn Press/Futura Tonight's programmes The story so far - In The Sewers Last weeks quiz answers Forgotten Men of British Science: Robert Capability Lackwind, inventor of Toad in the Hole The Backroom Boys of the BBC - The Censors Trends - Fashion - The Home, Rentachap The Fraser Hayes Four - Sailing On The Robert E. Lee The Clissold Saga - Part four - Another husband, The Archaeologist Limerick competition THE CLISSOLD SAGA - Part Five, The Early Films Broadcast: 4th April 1965 Recorded: 25th March 1965? Previous Issue: None Script: The Best of Round The Horne, Equation Tonight's programmes The story so far - Lovers Richard Serendipity Mountbasket - The Father of the Christmas Pudding The Backroom Boys of the BBC - The Personnel Department The Clissold Saga - Part five - Her Early Films The Fraser Hayes Four - Day In, Day Out Trends - Fashion - Medicine, the complaints of the trendy people Butch, The Boutique Limerick competition THE CASE OF THE TAPDANCING MONK Broadcast: 11th April 1965 Recorded: 1st April 1965 Previous Issue: 4:1 Tomorrow's programmes The story so far - The Letter Last weeks quiz answers Centenary of the Birth of the Crumpet The Backroom Boys of the BBC - The Complaints Department Inspector Horne's casebook - The Case of the Tap-dancing Monk The Fraser Hayes Four - It Happened In Sun Valley Trends - Fashion - Marriage Julian and Sandy Limerick competition EDWIN BRADEN IS MISSING Broadcast: 18th April 1965 Recorded: 8th April 1965 Previous Issue: 4:2 Holding: T81153 Tonight's programmes The story so far - Who Was The Murderer? Last weeks quiz answers The Bird Man of Potters Bar The Backroom Boys of the BBC - The Audience Research Department Trends - Fashion - Travel - Entertainment, pirate TV from the SS Himmler The Fraser Hayes Four - A Spoonful Of Sugar Horne's Law - Edwin Braden is missing Limerick competition WHO KILLED THE AMAZING PROUDBASKET Broadcast: 24th April 1965 (25th April 1965?) Recorded: 15th April 1965 Previous Issue: Holding: T81154 Tonight's programmes The story so far -The Will Last weeks quiz answers The Backroom Boys of the BBC - The Talent Spotters Horne's Law - Who Killed The Amazing Proudbasket? The Fraser Hayes Four - I Found You Just In Time Trends - Fashion - Theatre, an extract from Private Fever - Travel - Pot-holing Bona Tours Ltd. Limerick competition THE SPY WHO CAME IN WITH A COLD Broadcast: 2nd May 1965 Recorded: 22nd April 1965 Previous Issue: 5:1 Holding: T81155 Tonight's programmes The story so far - The Bathhouse of the August Moon Last weeks quiz answers Friar Wackerbiscuit Day Minority group - The Shuddering Brethren Kenneth Horne, Counter Agent - The Spy Who Came In With A Cold The Fraser Hayes Four - Stairway To The Sea Trends - Fashion - Cinema - Television - Tips for tourists in London Bona Bouffant Limerick competition FAMOUS PEOPLE ARE TURNING INTO ANIMALS Broadcast: 9th May 1965 Recorded: 29th April 1965? Previous Issue: None This week's radio and television The story so far - Tramp Steamer Last weeks quiz answers Minority Group - King Gruntfuttock of Peasemoldia Kenneth Horne, Master Spy - Famous People Are Turning Into Animals Fraser Hayes Four - I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And Write Myself A Letter Trends - Fashion Rambling Syd Rumpo, Old Hebridean Goat Whirdling Song & Norfold Shree Pickling Song In the home Fabe 'Omes Limerick competition FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE Broadcast: 16th May 1965 Recorded: 6th May 1965 Previous Issue: 4:3 Holding: T81156 This weeks radio and television programmes The story so far - Ivy covered cottage Last weeks quiz answers Minority Group - King Gruntfuttock, Again Kenneth Horne, Master Spy - From Russia, With Love Fraser Hayes Four - You Belong To Me Trends - Theatre, extract from Blithe Laughter Rambling Syd Rumpo - The Old Gypsy Clothes Peg Peddler Lament Modern living Bona Homes, Estate Agents Limerick competition THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN THUNDERBALL Broadcast: 23rd May 1965 Recorded: 13th May 1965? Previous Issue: None (Home Broadcast) This weeks radio and television programmes The story so far - The Guillotine Last weeks quiz answers King Gruntfuttock, yet again Kenneth Horne - The Man With The Golden Thunderball The Fraser Hayes Four - Camptown Races Trends - Health, the new relaxation method - Music Rambling Syd Rumpo - Sea Shanty Bona Homes and Fabe Gardens Limerick competition THE EIFFEL TOWER IS STOLEN Broadcast: 30th May 1965 Recorded: 20th May 1965 Previous Issue: 4:4 Script: The Best of Round The Horne, Equation Holding: T29271 The story so far - The Eye of the Little Yellow Idol Last weeks quiz answers Ex-King Gruntfuttock Kenneth Horne, Special Agent - The Eiffel Tower Is Stolen The Fraser Hayes Four - Lover Come Back To Me Trends - Theatre, extract from Present Encounter Rambling Syd Rumpo - Cornish Lummock Woggling Song Bona Pets Limerick competition PIRATE RADIO Broadcast: 6th June 1965 Recorded: 27th May 1965 Previous Issue: 5:2 Holding: T81157 This weeks programmes on BBC1 The story so far - Stalag 15 Last weeks quiz answers Fidel Gruntfuttock Kenneth Horne, Special Agent - Pirate Radio The Fraser Hayes Four - It's A Lovely Day Today Trends - The cinema, extract from the Glass Intermezzo Rambling Syd Rumpo - Another Sea Shanty Studio Bona Limerick competition THE ROCKET SITE IN HAITI Broadcast: 13th June 1965 Recorded: 3rd June 1965 Previous Issue: 5:3 Holding: T81159 This week's programmes The story so far - Rasputin Last weeks quiz answers Kenneth Horne, Special Agent - The Rocket Site In Haiti The Fraser Hayes Four - Nice Work If You Can Get It Trends - Society - The Theatre, extract from Bitter Laughter Rambling Syd Rumpo - Grummit Tinkers Song Bona Seats Limerick competition TRAFFIC WARDENS IN OUTER SPACE Broadcast: 20th June 1965 Recorded: 10th June 1965 Previous Issue: 5:4 Script: Complete and Utter History of Round The Horne Holding:T81158 This weeks programmes on BBC radio The story so far - Lumber Camp Last weeks quiz answers J Peasemond Gruntfuttock alias Count Rory O'Thighblast Kenneth Horne, Special Agent - Traffic Wardens In Outer Space The Fraser Hayes Four - This Can't Be Love Trends - Pop music Rambling Syd Rumpo - Soldier, Soldier The Cinema, extract from Forbidden Encounter Bona Productions Patriotic song A short thank you speech Series 2 BIG BEN IS MISSING Broadcast: 13th March 1966 Recorded: Script: Round The Horne, Woburn Press/Futura The Clithero Kid and the Monkey Glands The story so far - Battle with the Japanese Last weeks quiz answers Kenneth Horne, Master Spy - Big Ben is Stolen The Fraser Hayes Four - It's Plastic Trends - Art - Fashion - What Are The Trendy People Doing? Rambling Syd Rumpo, A Hoary Old Folk Song The Seamus Android Show with Gladys Runt and Paddy Handbell Bona Drag A Police Message BIG BEN IS STILL MISSING Broadcast: 20th March 1966 Recorded: Script: The Complete and Utter History of Round The Horne Have A Go The Story So Far - The Headmasters Study Last weeks quiz answers Kenneth Horne, Master Spy - Big Ben is Still Missing The Fraser Hayes Four - This Could Be The Start Of Something Big Trends - Comments on Ron Moody Rambling Syd Rumpo, Gander Boggling Song The Seamus Android Show with Gladys Runt and the Earl of Bedlam Bona Books This Week’s Appeal THE ESCAPED WAR CRIMINAL Broadcast: 27th March 1966 Recorded: Script: The Best of Round The Horne, Equation Dixon of Dock Green The Story So Far - Red Indians Last Weeks Quiz Answers Kenneth Horne, Master Spy - The Escaped War Criminal The Fraser Hayes Four - I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And Write Myself A Letter Trends - Listeners Queries Bona Tattoos The Seamus Android Show with J Peasemold Gruntfuttock, Zsa Zsa Poltergeist, Rabid Daily and Daryl F Cliffhanger IV What Is It? THE WORLD CUP IS STOLEN Broadcast: 3rd April 1966 Recorded: Script: The Best of Round The Horne, Equation Two Listeners Talking About The Show The Story So Far – Western Last Week’s Quiz Answers Dobbiroids (The Magic Horse Rejuvinator) Advert Kenneth Horne, Master Spy - The World Cup is Stolen The Fraser Hayes Four - Hear That Band Dobbiroids Advert Trends - The Teenage Scene - Listeners Queries The Seamus Android Sshow with a call from Frank Sinatra, Zsa Zsa Poltergeist, Daryl F Cliffhanger IV and Lena Horne Shipping Message THE NUCLEAR BANANA Broadcast: 10th April 1966 Recorded: Last weeks quiz answers Dobbiroids Advert Kenneth Horne, Master Spy - The Nuclear Banana The Fraser Hayes Four - The Mood I'm In Trends - Astrology with Maurice Woodrot Rambling Syd Rumpo, Song of the Orang-utan The Seamus Android Show with Michael Bain, Zsa Zsa Poltergeist and Daryl F Cliffhanger IV Hangover Question Dobbiroids Advert THE JOKE THIEF Broadcast: 17th April 1966 Recorded: Dobbiroids Advert The Story So Far - Fairy Story Last weeks quiz answers Kenneth Horne, Master Spy - The Joke Thief The Fraser Hayes Four - Pass Me By Douglas Smith Sings Trends - showbiz - Astrology with Maurice Woodrot Rambling Syd Rumpo, The Ballad of the Royal Scottish Pretender or the Postlewaite Lament The Seamus Android show with Barbara Cartload and Michael Bain What is it? A repeat of the question DR MCKINLAYS SCRAPBOOK Broadcast: 24th April 1966 Recorded: Dobbiroids Theatre of the Air presents a special edition of Round The Horne – Dr McKinlays Scrapbook Warning of the Children Toast Maker Summock Bray Village Green Song, Welcome to Slummock Bray The Surgery as Blair House Song, Be a Doc Back to the Surgery Song, He Needs Me There Song, Hello Noddy Song, They Tell Us We're Too Old Ballet Sequence The Slummock Bray Cottage Hospital and Post Office Song, A Typically Private Patient Dr Macaroons Dream Song, Dr Freud Song, Everything's Coming Up Neurosis The Surgery Again Song, Why Can't McKinlay Be More Like A Bird Song, I Need Her Finale - The BMA Square Dance THE GIANT MOUSE Broadcast: 1st May 1966 Recorded: Script: Round The Horne, Woburn Press/Futura New Products from Dobbiroids The story so far – Mystery Last weeks quiz answers Kenneth Horne Theatre of Suspense - The Giant Mouse The Fraser Hayes four - Looking At The World Through Rose Coloured Glasses The End of the Pier Show at Bogmouth-On-Sylt, auditions – The Amazing Gruntfuttock, Escapologist Extraordinaire Panto Dame The Great Omipaloni, Illusionist Rambling Syd Rumpo, Irish Bog Wanderers Song Sunny Molestrangler VAF Julian and Sandy telepathy act Suggestions and complaints THE CURSE OF THE BLACKSTUMPS Broadcast: 8th May 1966 Recorded: Script: The Best of Round The Horne, Equation Nine out of ten prefer Tonight’s Guest Stars Last weeks quiz answers Kenneth Horne Theatre of Mystery and Imagination - The Curse of the Blackstumps The Fraser Hayes Four - On a Wonderful Day Like Today The Balls Pond Road Festival of the Arts - J Peasmold Gruntfuttock describes the events Rambling Syd Rumpo, Fly Little Bird The Ballet Bona Kenneth Horne sings a couple of numbers THE PORTRAIT OF FLORIAN THRUST Broadcast: 15th May 1966 Recorded: Script: The Best of Round The Horne, Equation Toast master The Story So Far - Talbot Spong Last weeks quiz answers Kenneth Horne Theatre of Suspense - The Portrait of Florian Thrust The Fraser Hayes Four - Home Cooking Trends – Fashion Rambling Syd Rumpo, Hebridean Mouth Music Theatre, Extract from the Hasty Nose Bona Promotions Did you know? THE GAYLORDS Broadcast: 22nd May 1966 Recorded: Toast master Last weeks quiz answers Kenneth Horne Theatre of Suspense - The Gaylords The Fraser Hayes Four - I Must Know Trends Rambling Syd Rumpo, Cornish Scrupy Dance Excerpt from a war film Bona Beat songs Ltd Riddle Me Ree DR FU MAN CHOU EN GINSBERG Broadcast: 29th May 1966: Recorded: Script: Round The Horne, Woburn Press/Futura Toast Master Last weeks quiz answers Douglas Smith vs. Batman Kenneth Horne Theatre of Suspense - Dr Fu Man Chou En Ginsberg The Fraser Hayes Four – Together Trends Rambling Syd Rumpo, Sussex Courting Song Excerpt from a war film Bona Relations MOBY DUCK Broadcast: 5th June 1966 Recorded: Script: The Best of Round The Horne, Equation Previous Issue: 1:3, LP Toast master Last weeks quiz answers Kenneth Horne Theatre of Suspense - Moby Duck The Fraser Hayes four – Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Trends Excerpt from war film Rambling Syd Rumpo, Runcorn Splod Cobbling Song Bona Performers What Is It? - The answer at last Series 3 THE PLASTIC MAX Broadcast: 12th February 1967 Recorded: 6th February 1967 Script: The Best of Round The Horne, Equation (listed as ep 4, 5th March '67) Previous Issue: 6:1 Torture Last Weeks Quiz Answers Armpit Theatre - The Plastic Max The Fraser Hayes Four - More Colour supplement - Seamus Android at Pinewood What's on in London with Brad Smallpiece The Horse - It's Place in English Life - Horse market - Blacksmith - Son of Flicker Rambling Syd Rumpo, The Somerset Nog Excerpt from a Romantic Horse Riding Story Jules and Sand THE THREE MUSKETEERS - Part one Broadcast: 19th February 1967 Recorded: Script: The Best of Round The Horne, Equation (listed as ep 1, 15th February '67) Previous Issue: 3:1 Toast Master Last weeks quiz answers Armpit theatre - The Three Musketeers The Fraser Hayes Four - On a slow boat to China Colour supplement - Swinging London with Brad Smallpiece Mad Judge At The Old Bailey Copper On Point Duty Rambling Syd Rumpo, Song of the Australian Outlaw Excerpt from Brief Ecstasy Bona Law Mystery Noise THE THREE MUSKETEERS - Part two Broadcast: 26th February 1967 Recorded: 23rd January 1967 Previous Issue: 6:2 Toast Master Last weeks quiz answers Armpit theatre - The Three Musketeers Fraser Hayes Four - It's Only A Paper Moon Colour supplement - What's on in London with Brad Smallpiece Fashion, New Police Uniforms The Sea - The Seafaring Englishman - Smuggling Excerpt from In Which We Serve Rambling Syd Rumpo, Yet Another Sea Shanty Bona Cruise Riddle Me Ree LIPHARVEST OF THE RIVER Broadcast: 5th March 1967 Recorded: 30th January 1967 Previous Issue: 2:1 Toast Master Last Weeks Quiz Answers Armpit Theatre - Lipharvest of the River The Fraser Hayes Four - Serenata Colour supplement - Showbiz Seamus Android at London Airport The Englishman and Art - The New Constable Excerpt from Moon and Sixpence (reduced to fourpence for this week only) Rambling Syd Rumpo, Toddle Gropers Dance Bona Antiques HOW THE BULLET PROOF VEST WAS WON aka LITTLE CEASAR Broadcast 12th March 1967 Recorded: 13th February 1967 Previous Issue: 3:2 Franz Kaftka Bandshow Double Entendre Armpit theatre - How The Bullet Proof Vest Was Won The Fraser Hayes Four - She Loves Me Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh The Englishman in Love - Lady Chatterly's Lover Street Interviews The Sunday Blast - Charles and Fiona Rambling Syd Rumpo, A Lummockshire Air Bona Soulmates TRILBY Broadcast: 19th March 1967 Recorded: 20th February 1967 Previous Issue: 3:3 Script: The Best of Round The Horne, Equation Wrestling Horse Deodorant Advert Armpit Theatre - Trilby The Fraser Hayes Four - It's A Good Day Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh - Seamus Android What's on in London with Brad Smallpiece The British Press - Football Style Society Page Newspaper Sellers Rambling Syd Rumpo, The ballad of the Wogglers Moulie The Daily Polari THE ADMIRABLE LOOMBUCKET - The Sea Cruise Broadcast: 26th March 1967 Recorded: 27th February 1967 Previous Issue: 2:3 Script: Round The Horne, Woburn Press/Futura Antique show An apology to the Rev. Goosecreature Armpit theatre - The Admirable Loombucket The Fraser Hayes Four - Matchmaker Colour supplement - Daphne Whitethigh Seamus Android - An Englishman's home - Noisy neighbours Rambling Syd Rumpo, Song Of The Hobo Charles and Fiona in a Phone Box Bona Caterers Police message THE ADMIRABLE LOOMBUCKET - The Lost Island Of Gonga Broadcast 2nd April 1967 Recorded: 6th March 1967 Previous Issue: 2:4 Any Questions - Mini Skirts Public Service Announcements Carrion Pictures Armpit Theatre - The Admirable Loombucket The Fraser Hayes Four - Look Me Over Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh - Seamus Android - Astrology by Madam Osiris Gnomeclencher The English and medicine - J Peasemold Gruntfuttock takes advantage of the NHS Drug testing Excerpt from the Wayward Streptococcus Bona Nature clinic Rambling Syd Rumpo, Highland Lament Late News Item THE GRUNTFUTTOCK SAGA Broadcast: 9th April 1967 Recorded: 13th March 1967 Previous Issue: 6:3 Gruntfuttock As A Baby School Days His Son On His Political Life Dame Bella Goatcabin - His Wife The Fraser Hayes Four recreate WWI Gruntfuttock of Arabia Captured by the Turks WWII Charles and Fiona Rear Admiral Monty Figgis on Gruntfuttock's Political Career Bona Press Gruntfuttock 'tis of Thee GASLIGHT SON OF FLICKER Broadcast: 16th April 1967 Recorded: 20th March 1967 Previous Issue: 1:4, and LP Script: The Best of Round The Horne, Equation Complaints About Last Weeks Show Festival of the City of London Armpit Theatre - Gaslight, Son Of Flicker The Fraser Hayes Four - Goodbye Charlie Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh Seamus Android at London Airport Cinema - Excerpt from Naval Wartime Film Bona Prods Rambling Syd Rumpo, Song of the Bogle Clencher Police Message THE PHANTOM OF BOGMOUTH HIP Broadcast: 23rd April 1967 Recorded: 10th April 1967 Previous Issue: 2:2 Script: Round The Horne, Woburn Press/Futura Do anything rather than listen to RTH Festoon A Gnome In Bacon Rind Day Events Armpit Theatre - The Phantom of Bogmouth Hip The Fraser Haye Four - On The Other Side Of The Tracks Colour Supplement - Woman's Page, Daphne Whitethigh - Seamus Android The Englishman and Money - Leg Insurance Charles and Fiona on Gambling Bona Tax Consultants Rambling Syd Rumpo, The Old Cordwanglers Song Police Message A MAN IS TWO FOOT TALL Broadcast: 30th April 1967 Recorded: 17th April 1967 Script: The Best of Round The Horne, Equation Details of Forthcoming Programmes The Most Boring Personality Of The Year Award Armpit Theatre - A Man Is Two Foot Tall The Fraser Hayes Four - I Believe In You Colour Supplement - Listeners Queries - Daphne Whitethigh - Seamus Android - Madam Osiris Gnomeclencher The Englishman and Travel Rambling Syd Rumpo, Boglers Lass in The Balls Pond Road Bona Bijou Tourettes Complaints YOUNG HORNE WITH A MAN Broadcast: 7th May 1967 Recorded: 24th April 1967 Previous Issue: 6:4 Unzip A Hyena For Peace Week Events Armpit Theatre - Young Horne With A Man The Fraser Hayes Four - Brotherhood Of Man Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh - Seamus Android - The Occult - Madam Osiris Gnomeclencher The Occult In Fiction - Excerpt From A Supernatural Film Rambling Syd Rumpo, The Black Grunger of Hounslow Bona Sceances THE MALTESE BRASS MONKEY Broadcast: 14th May 1967 Recorded: 1st May 1967 Previous Issue: 7:1 Script: The Best of Round The Horne, Equation It's Coming Smear A Traffic Warden In Bloater Paste For Asia Day Armpit theatre - The Maltese Brass Monkey The Fraser Hayes Four - Soon It's Gonna Rain Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh On Fashion - Seamus Android The English and Animals - Excerpt from Where No Hippoes Fly Rambling Syd Rumpo, De Ye Ken Jim Pubes Bona Hunt THE BIG TOP Broadcast: 21st May 1967 Recorded: 8th May 1967 Previous Issue: 7:2 Trailer For The Nude Cyclist Of Polperro Smear A Goose With Camembert For International Motherhood Week Armpit Theatre - The Big Top The Fraser Hayes Four - My Resistance Is Low Colour Supplement - Seamus Android Food and Drink - Eating Habits Of The Average Englishman - Eating Out, French Dishes Rambling Syd Rumpo, Pewter Wogglers Bangling Song La Casserole de Bona Gourmet An Apology For Kenneth Williams THE MUFFPLASTER SAGA - Part one, The Discovery Of America Broadcast: 28th May 1967 Recorded: 15th May 1967 Previous Issue: 7:3 Trailer For The Hawkeye, Last Of The Peeping Toms British Legion Bar-B-Q A Bishop For Lent Day Armpit Theatre - The Muffplaster Saga - The Discovery Of America The Fraser Hayes Four - Gotta Travel On Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh - Seamus Android Interesting Facts About London - Charles and Fiona Rambling Syd Rumpo, Sweet Lass Of Hackney Wick Guided Tripettes THE MUFFPLASTER SAGA -Part two, The Boxer Broadcast: 4th June 1967 Recorded: 22nd May 1967 Previous Issue: 7:4 Script: The Complete and Utter History of Round The Horne Paste An Archdeacon In Syrup Of Figs For Fun And Profit Week The Muffplaster Saga - The boxer The Fraser Hayes Four - Michael Row The Boat Ashore Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh - Seamus Android The English Seaside - Charles and Fiona On Honeymoon J Peasemold Gruntfuttock Rambling Syd Rumpo, What Shall We Do With The Drunken Nurker Bona Guest House THE MUFFPLASTER SAGA - Part three, The Bullfighter Broadcast: 11th June 1967 Recorded: 5th June 1967 Try To Slip The Double Entendre Past The Producer Day The Muffplaster Saga - The Bullfighter The Fraser Hayes Four - When I'm Not Near The Girl I love Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh Seamus Android - Commercial TV Charles and Fiona Bona TV THE PALONE RANGER Broadcast 18th June 1967 Recorded: 12th June 1967 Previous Issue: 3:4 Frankenstein's Laboratory Commonwealth Sennapod Day Events The Palone Ranger The Fraser Hayes Four - Zing Zing Ay Colour Supplement - Fashion News - Seamus Android The BBC - J Peasemold Gruntfuttock The Scriptwriter Charles and Fiona In The Sound Effects Department Rambling Syd Rumpo, Green Goes My Bogling Fork? BBC Wardrobe deptartment THE HEAD OF THE BBC WHO CAME IN FROM THE COLD Broadcast: 25th June 1967 Recorded: 19th June 1967 Script: Round The Horne, Woburn Press/Futura The Sources of Material The Head Of The BBC Who Came In From The Cold The Fraser Hayes Four - Gonna Build A Mountain Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh - Seamus Android The Englishman and His Body - Body Snatchers Gruntfuttock Goes Body Building Charles and Fiona Rambling Syd Rumpo, The Girl I Left Behind Me Body Bona The Cast Say Goodbye Series 4 DR DOOSWEET BA Broadcast: 25th February 1968 Recorded: Previous Issue: 11:1 Master of Ceremonies Apology To The Bishop of Woolwich Results of Last Weeks Picture Competition Movie Go Wrong - Dr Doosweet BA Rambling Syd Rumpo, On The Bonny Bonny Nerds of Pen Nevis Radio Balls Pond Road Daphne Whitethigh Far From The Madding Julie Christie The Lazy Bona Ranch THOROUGHLY MODERN WILLY Broadcast: 3rd March 1968 Recorded: Previous Issue: 11:2 Not One More Step Apology To The Minister of Transport Review Of The Days Programmes Movie Go Wrong - Thoroughly Modern Willy Radio Balls Pond Road Rambling Syd Rumpo, There Is A Nadger In The Town Simon Dee(ceased) Jimmy Sponge A Word From The Controller Daphne Whitethigh The Forsooth Saga - The Amazing Grotty, Sneezer Main Local Headlines Bona Gurumat This Weeks Motto FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER Broadcast: 10th March 1968 Recorded: Previous Issue: 12:1 I Can't Go On Late Sports Result Listeners Letters Movie Go Wrong - Frankenstein's Monster The Cast Sing Around The Piano Radio Balls Pond Road - Simon Dee(hydrated) - Theatrical agent - Daphne Whitethigh Rambling Syd Rumpo, The Grungerman of Lowestoft Portrait of a marriage Alpine Skiing Reports - Bona Indoor Ski School THE KNIGHTS OF CAMELOT Broadcast: 17th March 1968 Recorded: Previous Issue: 12:2 Shipping Warning Late Sports Results An Apology Last Weeks Quiz Answers Douglas Smith Protests And Does A Few Animal Impressions Movie Go Wrong - The Knights Of Camelot Kenneth Horne and Betty Marsden Sing I Remember It Well Radio Ball Pond Road - Simon Dee(funct) - Phone in show Rambling Syd Rumpo, Knick Knack Gander Back Bona Rags This Weeks Motto RELATIVELY GRAND PRIX Broadcast: 24th March 1968 Recorded: Previous Issue: 8:1 The Producer Removes A Few Lines A Short Address From The Archbishop of Tring Last Weeks Crossword Answers Movie Go Wrong - Relatively Grand Prix The Cast Sing Radio Balls Pond Road - Simon Dee(cayed) - Listeners Phone In Rambling Syd Rumpo, As I Was Going To Goosenadgers Fair Bona Male Model Agency BIG BROADS DON'T SQUEAL Broadcast: 31st March 1968 Recorded: Previous Issue: 10:1 Courtroom Police Message Listeners Letters Movie Go Wrong - Big Broads Don't Squeal The Cast Sing Radio Balls Pond Road - Simon Dee(praved) - Good Food Guide - Phone in Judy Coolibar Rambling Syd Rumpo, Oh, No John, No, John No Bona Gift Boutique This Weeks Motto THE CELLULOID JUNGLE Broadcast: 7th April 1968 Recorded: Previous Issue: 8:2 An Alien Message Last Weeks Quiz Answers Movie Go Wrong - The Celluloid Jungle Song - Oh, Lucky Jim Radio Balls Pond Road - Listeners reactions - Reporter in the field, El Dugard Fortinbrass - Gerald Monkshabit Live from Washington - Judy Coolibar - Phone In Rambling Syd Rumpo, A Song Of The Irish Troubles Bona Academy of Ballroom Dancing AROUND THE WORLD IN TEN MINUTES Broadcast: 14th April 1968 Recorded: Previous Issue: 11:3 Siege Outside The Toilet Motoring Flash Listeners Letters Around The World in Ten Minutes RTH's Entry For The Eurovision Song Contest Forum Of The Air Rambling Syd Rumpo, My Grandfathers Grunge Judy Coolibar's New Job As A Temp Bona Songs JOURNEY TO URANUS Broadcast: 21st April 1968 Recorded: Previous Issue: 11:4 Alone In A Bedroom An Appeal Listeners Hobbies Forum Of The Air Gerald Monkshabit Live From Washington Judy Coolibar's New Job On The Information Desk Hugh Sings Journey to Uranus Rambling Syd Rumpo, The Grunger And His Daughter Spotty Lil Bona books APACHE STORY Broadcast: 28th April 1968 Recorded: Previously Issued: 10:2 Corrections To Last Weeks Recipe Useful Household Hint Forum Of The Air Gerald Monkshabit Live From Antartica Judy Coolibar Kenneth Horne Sings Movie Go Wrong - Apache Story Rambling Syd Rumpo, Some Folks Do Keep Britain Bona ESCAPE FROM STALUG LIMPWRIST Broadcast: 5th May 1968 Recorded: Previously Issued: 10:3 Betty Marsden's Striptease Newsflash Correction Forum Of The Air Charles and Fiona Judy Coolibar Betty and Hugh - Duet Movie Go Wrong - Escape From Stalug Limpwrist Rambling Syd Rumpo, Let The Grunge Flow Bona Abbey I SHOWED THEM IN FLEET STREET Broadcast: 12th May 1968 Recorded: Previously Issued: 8:3 Auction Result Of The First Race In The Flat Racing Season Kenneth Horne's Week Forum Of The Air Excerpt From Brief Re-encounter Medical Problems - Lefty Ear Lobes Nurse Florence McGanderpoke Gives Some Medical Advice Kenneth Horne Sings Movie Go Wrong - I Showed Them In Fleet Street Rambling Syd Rumpo, 'Twas On A Monday Morning Anonymous Phone Call Bona Private Detective Agency Late News Item CONTINUUM MEDICUM ROMANUM Broadcast: 19th May 1968 Recorded: Previous Issue: 12:3 Toast Master Last Weeks Quiz Answers Forum Of The Air Gerald Monkshabit Live From The Sahara Judy Coolibar On Phone Directories Douglas Smith Sings Movie Go Wrong - Continuum Medicum Romanum Rambling Syd Rumpo, Sally Bona Language School BEAU Broadcast: 26th May 1968 Recorded: Previously Issued: 8:4 Script: The Complete and Utter History of Round The Horne The Castaway Threatening and Gardening Letters Appeal Forum Of The Air Gerald Monkshabit Live From A Weather Ship Off Greenland The Cast Sing Movie Go Wrong - Beau Rambling Syd Rumpo, Early One Morning Jules and Sand, The Efficiency Experts Limerick BONA PRINCE CHARLIE Broadcast: 2nd June 1968 Recorded: Previously Issued: 10:4 Advertising On The BBC Apology For A Misprint In The Radio Times First Nudist Olympic Games Forum Of The Air Judy Coolibar Gets Engaged J Peasemold Gruntfuttock Sings Movie Go Wrong - Bona Prince Charlie Rambling Syd Rumpo, Here's A Grunge Unto Your Artifacts Bona ads HE, SON OF SHE Broadcast: 9th June 1968 Recorded: Previous Issue: 12:4 Western Epic Listeners Opinion of RTH Tribute To The People Behind The Scenes Movie Go Wrong - He, Son of She End Of The Series Buffet Rambling Syd Rumpo, The Ballad Of The Loomboglers Boom Julian and Sandy (Julian's birthday) Specials THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME Broadcast: 25th December 1966 Recorded: Previous issue: none Toastmaster Around the Town - What on in swinging London, with Peter Nodule Gossip - Daphne Whitethigh Horse of the year show Current events with Brad Smallpiece Kenneth Williams is upset by Douglas Smith The Colour Supplement - The Lively Arts Rambling Syd Rumpo, The Clacton Bogle Pickers Lament Christmas at the BBC, Exchanging Presents (Charles and Fiona, Julian and Sandy) The Fraser Hayes Four - It Happened In Some Valley Armpit Theatre - The Hunchback of Notre Dame This show is notable in being the only one without Kenneth Horne - he missed the recording due to illness. CINDERELLA Broadcast: 24th December 1967 Recorded: 18th December 1967 Previous issue: none The Critics Repeats Emporer Smith is still with the show Events this Christmas Christmas Message Armpit Theatre - Cinderella Kenneth Hornes Party - Daphne Whitethigh makes the punch - Madam Osiris' Prediction - Charles without Fiona Rambling Syd Rumpo, Good King Borroslav Jules and Sand in the cloakroom - Jules and Sand entertain THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN THUNDERBALL (Transcription Service Recording) Recorded: 22nd July 1966 Script: The Best of Round The Horne, Equation This show is an oddity in as much as it was specially recorded for the Transcription Services of the BBC. This meant that topical gags and home references that may not be understood by a foreign audience were omitted from the original first season script for this new performance.
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